Sunday 8 May 2016


One retarded kid swallows a magnet, and they can ban buckyballs. A pilot or something might get blinded at some point in the future and we can ban laser pointer sales. 30,000 people a year die from gun violence and we can't even pass universal fucking background checks ? No. Fuck this shit. I move that every citizen of the USA shall receive from the government one glock 9 mm pistol, one box of hollow point ammunition, one multi-watt laser pointer, one... no, make that TWO extremely fucking dangerous magnets, a gallon of Jaegermeister, a 3 wheeler ATV and a big fucking bucket of fireworks, to do with as they please. In one year, the survivors can get together and discuss additional regulation.

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